here's to hoping the right woman will read this

• Age: 33
• Location: 

  Brough, Hull

• Posted: 16/09/2009 19:07

This is probably going to be the most sureal gumtree dating advert ever written, but here goes!

Bear with me!

I'm 33 I live near Brough in East Yorkshire and I am single. I have been single for WAY too long and i've lost the "knack" and I am stuck in a rut.

The good news is I am a lovely guy, the bad news is I am a lovely bloke who gets lovely in reverse. When you meet me I seem an arse, but as you get to know me I am actually a proper good bloke. I don't know what it is - maybe I am so nervous and awkward when I see a girl i like i just go into jabber mode, I don't know what comes over me. I am so sure she won't like me she ends up not liking me. and the truth is, it's a shame because I have a lot to offer.

I am 33 and I don't have kids I am financially solvent I don't do drugs or alchohol or cigarettes, i have a good job I have been single for a while and know hoe to keep myself tidy. I don't just want to get my leg over in fact I am remarkably able to put that to the back of my mind when I actually care about gettig to know the right girl.

I want a life mate. a woman to live with a woman to care for. I want to be a good husband and have a good wife. I want to raise a family and I want her to love me very much and be capable of deep, intimate love. I am pretty much without fundamental flaws emotionally or relationship wise, I just suffer because appear awkward and geekish at first, I just think that starting a family with the right woman is probably on my mind more and more.

Could it be you that I am supposed to meet?

I want to find a woman ideally about 21-27 years old, a woman with no children, a woman who wants children and a woman with a kind heart.

But please note
a) if one or even 2 of those things are not quite right it's ok :-)
b) the age thing is so that I can get to know you and start a family after getting to know you and be in no hurry
c) I am not bothered for looks but it's important you are smart, tidy and know how to look after yourself doing the best with what God gave you if you like

I know this is a lot to read but i don't buy into all this ez texting crap if you are the right woman for me you will be the sort of woman who will take the extra minute it takes to read this post. Have a lovely day whoever you are and good luck in meeting the man of your dreams whoever he is.

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