Im in the Army. Royal Engineers.
My ambitions. well, it involves lots of money...and Australia...and a beautiful woman. And beaches. cant forget those beaches.

Career-wise, I have wanted to go to Afghanistan (even before the war)(a friend was based there in 02, and told me all about the country). I guess afterwards when this war is over, theres gonna be lots of reconstruction work going on, and someone with Royal Engineer career behind them can find lots of uselful stuff to do like..erm...................blow things up.....stop other stuff from blowingup.....handing out sweets to little kiddies.......and at the same time see some of the counrty and convince myself im actually DOING something ;-)
I just dont like boring, 9-5 office jobs. I was not made for that.

Love swimming in the sea, as long as I am in a non-shark area, within the shark nets, with shark spotters watching over me with special sniper shark rifles, and a mobile shark cage following me for me to leap into, just in case a shark does manage to see me, leap over the sharknets, dodge the shark snipers.... Other than that, sunbathe on the beach.
Also...i kinda like hanging out in London when theres some sort of anti-war/evil regime rally, you know, like down with china, free tibet, that sort of thing....or wear those little peace badges thats supposed to, i dont know, end the war and defeat terrorism or something.
I am passionate about history. I watch history , read history, visit historical places, imagine what certain times must have been like to live in. I mean, to touch something that someone 3 or 4000 years ago had made is...a little geeky, but it sure does give me a hard on ;-)
Like you know in the British Museum, where theres signs everywhere that say DO NOT TOUCH?
well.....IVE TOUCHED EVERYTHING! yes! yes! (evil cackle, crash of lightning, we're doomed! doomed I tell you, doomed! DOOMED! mwooo ha ha ha ha)

ps no one from russia. Dont be offended, it has nothing to do with Georgia, and everything to do with the fact that YOURE IN RUSSIA! what are you lot thinking when you reply to these ads in england?!
ok, dont answer that. point is please no russians, and no one who no speakee dee eenlgees. its not that youre a foreigner (cos im a foreginer as well), but lets face it. it just wont work

oh, and pic would be higlhy appreciated ;-)

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